Monday 6 April 2015

Man Marries Live Cobra, Says It's Beautiful

Man Marries Live Cobra, Says It's Beautiful

 


According to local media,
Around 15,000 people flocked to watch an unusual wedding ceremony of a man and a snake in the village of Badwapur in the northern state of Uttar Pradesh, India.

Sandeep Patel, 27, claims he is an “ichchadhari nagin” that means he could turn into a snake at night after going into a deep trance. Besides, the cobra was a beautiful woman in a previous life who had fallen in love with him and wished to marry him on Easter Saturday.

Sandeep and his family prepared for the wedding for two weeks and told everyone the reptile had promised to marry him by handing out flyers. 
Even the local priest confirmed that the groom had “exhibited the traits of a snake” since his childhood, saying: “Sandeep walks, drinks and flickers his tongue just like a snake.”
But when thousands of superstitious villagers arrived at the temple they were dispersed by police officers. Both Sandeep and his father Dayashankar were arrested for breaching the peace and order, while the priest ran away. And although the dissapointed crowd threatened to riot, the police managed to clear the area in six hours.

Sandeep was mentally challenged and had been treated in a psychiatric institution. After a short time in custody Sandeep was released to a relative’s house in another village, far away from Badwapur. This is not the first time someone has tried to wed an animal.

Several months ago a woman who was so tired of being lonely decided to tie the know with her two male pet cats. One more weird wedding ceremony took place in Mexico after a man married a female crocodile.


I Told Jonathan He Would Lose The 2015 Presidential Election --T.B. Joshua

I Told Jonathan He Would Lose The 2015 Presidential Election --T.B. Joshua

 



Pastor T.B Joshua has revealed he told president Jonathan he would lose the 2015 presidential elections.

In a message to his congregation, televised live via his Christian network Emmanuel TV, he said..

“I want to use this moment to congratulate Nigerians in our midst here.. He said  “This message should be delivered to your president, that whatever the outcome of this election, his regime has come to an end. He should accept to save the lives of millions,”

Joshua said he called Jonathan by phone to tell him the prophesy personally, so it won't be seen as a move to discredit him in favor for another party. He said after speaking with the president, Jonathan promptly sent a close aide to meet him.

Vanguard reports, he said he told the presidential aide who had worshiped at his church during a Sunday service, that Jonathan’s regime had come to an end.

“Soft landing – that is the language I sent to the president,”

T.B Joshua also said President Jonathan ‘has a heart for God’, revealing that he even spoke with the Nigerianpresident shortly before his historic concession call to President-elect Buhari.

“I said to him, ‘Your Excellency – all you need to say is ‘thank You, Jesus’, even when it seems there is nothing to be thankful for. He said, ‘Thank you, man of God’. Before I knew it, I saw the news on CNN that he had congratulated his opponent,”​

“Look, Nigeria wanted change – everyone was yearning for change. An attempt to stop change leads to war, to a bloodbath… If Nigeria knows what we have overcome, we would dance,”​

“I really want to salute President Jonathan. The President has served; he has done his best. It was just the season of crisis – and unfortunately he found himself at the lead in the season of crisis,”​he said.​

He prayed that people from the ‘South-South’ region in Nigeria where President Jonathan hails from would understand that ‘their son has become a hero’,



NNPC Missing $2O Billion Traced To Zenith Bank Plc

NNPC Missing $2O Billion Traced To Zenith Bank Plc 

 

 
 
 
Everyone get in here let me feed you on the happenings since the presidential election so far...hehe
So, I was told by a friend about the missing 20b has been found and was traced to Zenith bank, I decide to do some digging and I found out from a political analyst that the alleged missing $20billion dollar by Ex-CBN Governor; Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, from NNPC has been traced to Zenith Bank Plc.

If you remember that as at the time former governor of CBN Sanusi Lamido revealed the missing $20 billion, the present CBN Governor Godwin Emefiele was the MD/CEO of Zenith Bank Plc.

If you keep your ears on the happenings in Nigeria, you should have started reading this all over BBM, Whatsapp, and Facebook.

You will also recall that ex-Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria, Mallam Lamido Sanusi, said he had begun a process to trace the missing $20bn oil money before his suspension by President Goodluck Jonathan.

A meeting was held at the Aso Rock Villa yesterday, on how all stolen wealth of the Country can be returned to the public purse. This is to take a precautionary measure against any effort to probe this government by the incoming government of General Muhammadu Buhari, President-Elect.

It is no longer news the military has suddenly found General Buhari's certificate; that Nigerian Television Authority now even says Buhari has Masters Degree and that Diezani paid a discreet visit to General Buhari.

One little birdie told me that industrial training funds authority has begun payment of outstanding debts they were 'owing' (or withholding?) students for over two years.

It may also delight you that numerous filling stations under padlock on the pretext of fuel scarcity before the presidential election are now open for business.

Do you think that there is a good chance that we are moving towards a better Nigeria? Let's keep praying for it is going to be a very loooooonnnnngggggg road....What matters is that one day we will finally get there....That huge step is what matters most!! Let's continue to make it happen!!
 
 

Two Suspected Suicide Bombers Intercepted In Yobe

Two Suspected Suicide Bombers Intercepted In Yobe 

 

 
According to Premium Times,
Two would-be suicide bombers were intercepted in Biu town of Borno State yesterday April 5th. 
One of the suicide bombers, a male, was killed after he was caught trying to enter a crowded mosque where worshipers were observing their 2p.m. prayer. 
A resident of the town while narrating the incident said;
"Some of our youth(s) on guard suspected the would-be bomber carrying the decoder in his hand; and when they tried to frisk him, it was discovered the decoder was unusually heavy and the carrier began to fidget. As he was trying to escape the youths hacked him down and summarily killed him there and then”
Another suicide bomber, a male, was caught with bombs concealed in decoder devices of Satellite TV and made it to appear as if they were newly bought.
“The second bomber was caught at the Biu motor park. In fact, he was about to enter a bus that was already having passengers, when it was also discovered that he too had a decoder device in his hand and had a bomb concealed in it.
Immediately he was beaten up but not killed; as he was later taken to the military barracks and handed over to the soldiers there” the resident


Kanye West Releases His Own Bible, Replaces God With Yeezus

Kanye West Releases His Own Bible, Replaces God With Yeezus 

 

 
 
 
Kanye West has finally released his much talked about book “The book of Yeezus” which he described as the modern day bible. The book released Sunday March 5, has the name ‘God’ replaced with ‘Yeezus.’ I hear Kanye is not actually the author. 
Read how the team described the book;
“Each generation champions a superstar, so consistently relevant that they come to accompany that generation through it’s evolution, being a part of and ultimately shaping its identity. Such past icons have been the likes of Frank Sinatra, Marilyn Monroe, John Lennon, or Michael Jackson. For this generation, Generation Y, Kanye West is not only its greatest spectacle, but in some senses, a spiritual figure.
We are here to spread a doctrine. Well, a pseudo-doctrine. We ask you to use your pulpit for Good. 
A few months ago, my brothers and I embarked on a creative journey that began with a “What If?” 


What if the Bible, the most singularly significant publication in the ancient canon of Western tradition, were updated to reflect our modern society? What would it look like? What we came up with was an interventionist art, coffee-table novelty, that will appeal to both Kanye fans everywhere and those made curious by this enormous cultural phenomenon. 
At it’s simplest, it is the book of Genesis, modified to feature “Kanye” or “Yeezus” in the place of God or Y---A. “In the beginning Kanye created the heaven and the earth… And Kanye said, Let there be light: and there was light.” 


In a sense, Kanye’s awesome and orchestrated spectacle is truly a religious experience. In a foreword, we explore our consumerist, quick-fix, and information-culture, and celebrate Kanye and the outsized significance he plays in our lives. All of this, bound in a black, hard-cover gold-leaf imprinted book. 
We present to you the Book of Yeezus”

TV Star And Actor, Von Apochi Narrowly Escapes Death (Photos)

  TV Star And Actor, Von Apochi Narrowly Escapes Death (Photos) 

 

 
 
 
Actor Von Apochi,a Gulder Ultimate Search 1 contestant, tells his story of how he survived a horrific fire incident when his car went up in flames about a month a go in Lagos, leaving him with second degree burns. Read his story below;


                                  
 
To say am stunned will be the most mild way to put this... at first my heart skipped so hard i could feel my hands tremble; had to place a quick call to my friend and brother Von; well, if you have never met Von, you'll have no idea how amazing and super supportive of a man he is.

                                       


Anyway, let me cut to the chase and allow you guys to read this super mighty testimony...


''This is my true life experience, I recently went through the fire and back alive. I may not share photos now as the pictures are not very friendly and very worrisome. However, please help me thank God for life and the miraculous healing. The doctors and nurses have not recovered from the awe of my miraculous healing God gifted me with.
Several surgeons and Burn Experts have been thrilled at the miraculous healing. God is wonderful and real... I saw the Hand of God live in my life; a friend of mine that is still surprised at the whole healing process while in shock of excitement, she confirmed to me that she sees a light over me.




This is not one of those oratorical compositions or some popular prose or write up, this is real and true.
I do not like to think of the way it happened but I will try to explain part: My car was burnt totally as the fire started from the bonnet of the car and engulfed the entire car. I was literally engulfed with fire while I ran alone and helpless along the lonely road beside the Harvey road cemetery; for those of you who are conversant with Lagos and the Yaba area, you will understand the loneliness I speak of as this happened at about 4am on my way back from a quick strategy meeting.

At first my car hit one of those big blocks meant for constructing gutters. The block was placed by the side of the road instead of being placed in the gutter, and then the fire started from the bonnet of my car. With the fire over my body, I screamed, "Blood of Jesus" severally and dove to the ground to roll but suddenly, the fire went out. At this moment I could not feel my face anymore, my hands were burnt black.


My little Von-Edric back at home was crying unusually that morning my wife said. My wife had called me before the accident to tell me that my son was crying heavily. I normally change his dippers at night and sometimes feed him, this is to allow my wife rest at night as the responsibilities during the day are quite tasking. She then called me again to ask if I was getting close to the house, then and there I broke the news to my wife that I was burnt by fire. She screamed and went into prayers.

At this time my mind was racing through a lot of things, my acting career, and my job as a business consultant with one of the multinational companies in Nigeria. Oh my political career, oh my face, oh my "shakara" lol! Oh my job as the host of miss tourism 2015 oh my... what a devil is this I thought, well, many things went through my mind. But, in all of that moment the worst of the things that bothered me was the excruciating pain I was feeling, the pain was so severe that I felt like knocking off. I had heard that people mostly die from pain and infection in cases of burn, this thought bothered me further. All I could do was pray, pray!! And pray!!!

Let me reserve details of the entire process of the accident for the sake of post-traumatic stress, I shall continue with the hospital experience instead. I was rushed to a specialist hospital in Surulere Lagos by some unknown security men patrolling the area.

The hospital was the only one I could remember at that time, maybe it is because the hospital is close to my home because I told then the hospital they should take me to. We finally got to the hospital, they rushed me inside and handed me over to the doctor on duty, God bless those men wherever they are. Whilst in the hospital receiving first aid, the doctor on duty had given me the strongest pain killer they had in the hospital, he said.

This pain killer was supposed to knock me out but my eyes were wide open as my brain was still contending with the pains rather than respond to some drowsy pain killer. I was so unstable and disturbed; I got up severally to pace about hoping I could walk away from the pain. Suddenly my wife walked into the hospital looking worried and of course to also check the extent of damage the fire had caused but at this point in time, one could not measure the damage caused as all my face was black like burnt coal and hands burnt dry. My two lower palms were bruised from the dive, my thighs were slightly burnt and my upper bum was also burnt, my neck was burnt from the front but nothing happened to any other part of my body.

I quickly asked my wife to inform my mother whom I know would back me up with serious prayers. Please help me say a word of thanks to my praying wife and praying mother and I thank those who heard early and prayed for me and those of you praying for me now, God bless you.
On the third day, my face was swollen to the extent that my eyes were covered, my hands were swollen also, and my neck was largely blistered also with my bum blistered too. Too much pain for one brain to cope with, pain killers were like taking water as injections. I was steadily on drips, my hands were pierced at random looking for veins; I was suffering.

This is about a Month now and this is my testimony… you will appreciate God more when I release the pictures of my current look and my look then. Yes I had plastic and burn surgeons consulted; I have a skin specialist working on my face and neck but believe me these surgeons, skin specialist, nurses and doctors are marvelled at the healing and recovery of my face and other body parts. They say there is no medical explanation to this speed and healing process but they just say, “thank God for you Von, you are a gifted and blessed child of God”.

I just want to conclude this by saying Thank God for the miracle of life, thank God for healing and speedy recovery, thank God for my Wife, Mother, Father, other Family members and of course you because I believe your lips will say Thank you Lord for this miracle and testimony.




Von before the fire incident


I am bouncing back to my job and of course back to the movies again fresher and finer.

God bless you all this is my testimony.

Jimi Agbaje Replies Oba Akiolu Over Anti-Igbo Statement

Jimi Agbaje Replies Oba Akiolu Over Anti-Igbo Statement 

 

 
 
Jim Agbaje, the PDP governorship candidate of Lagos State has responded to the anti-Igbo diatribe credited to Oba of Lagos, Rilwan Akiolu. Read his brief statement below;
“In the words of Winston Churchill: “Never, never, never give up.” I’m aware of the intimidation that a lot of you might be facing as we head into the final stretch of this election campaign. I get it. I understand what you are going through because I also had to face it in the course of this campaign, if this serves as any consolation.
One thing I’ve learnt in life, however, is that the people who threaten you, knowingly or unknowingly, further validate your importance and underscore advantage. I would like to take this time to encourage you all not to respond to intimidation with violence but rather confront it with the collective power of your votes. Change is coming to Lagos. Tell your friends and families. I hope you all had a pleasant Easter celebration.”


Kenyans Citizens Donate Blood For Garissa University Attack Survivors (See Photos)

Kenyans Citizens Donate Blood For Garissa University Attack Survivors (See Photos)

 


Hundreds of Kenyans have started donating blood to those who survived the Garrisa University massacre by Somali terrorist sect, Al Shabaab on April 2nd.


 
 

LA LIGA HIGHLIGHTS: Real Madrid 9 – 1 Granada

LA LIGA HIGHLIGHTS: Real Madrid 9 – 1 Granada 

 


The world player of the year’s first three came within eight minutes following Gareth Bale’s opener, putting Real 4-0 up at the break.

Ronaldo’s fourth came in the second half  between two from Karim Benzema.

Robert Ibanez reduced the arrears before Diego Mainz’s own goal, with Ronaldo heading his fifth late on.

The ex-Manchester United forward scored five in a game for the first time, helping put Real one point behind La Liga leaders Barcelona, who have played a game less, while improving their goal difference.



Will A Normal Human Being Do This To His Wife? (See Photo)

  Will A Normal Human Being Do This To His Wife? (See Photo)


 
The very disturbing images above was culled from a 35 second video showing the man beating a screaming woman repeatedly with a huge chunk of wood was posted to Youtube a few days ago. The poster said it happened in Brazil but didn't say who the victim and attacker were. 

Though some comments suggested that she's his partner. Now people are trying to identify the attacker so the police can have him arrested. I hope same thing happens to him. Guess he's not supposed to go unpunished.


EASTER: Newly wedded couple die in plane crash

EASTER: Newly wedded couple die in plane crash 

Dr Margaret-Ann Rous and her just made husband David died when their private plane ploughed into a hillside in Scotland over the weekend while making a surprise visit to see family for Easter.

Married for a few months, were flying in the woman's Piper Cherokee from Dundee to spend the weekend with her mother and sister in Tiree.
But radar contact was lost at around 1.50pm on Saturday in the remote Beinn Lus area of Glen Kinglass, near Oban. Six hours later the wreckage of the plane was discovered, along with their bodies.

 
Dr Rous, 37, is believed to have worked as a family doctor at Stobswell Medical Practice in Dundee.

She married her 28-year-old husband last July. It is understood that they were soon to move into a larger house and were planning to start a family.

Poignantly, along with photographs of their wedding, her Facebook page has pictures of them wearing pilot headsets.

 
 
Dr Rous is survived by her mother, widow Catriona MacLean, and sister Johann, who both live on Tiree.
Source: Daily Mail UK
 
 
 

(Photo) Ne-Yo's fiancée meets Georgia governor in grandstyle

(Photo) Ne-Yo's fiancée meets Georgia governor in grandstyle


 

Ne-Yo's fiancĂ©e, Crystal Renay is being terribly bashed on social media for this inappropriate outfit she wore to go meet the Governor of Georgia. Ne-Yo and his mother were honored by the Governor for their charitable works in the state through Ne-Yo's Compound Foundation and Ne-Yo took Crystal with him. 

Fans were not amused by two things; one, she referred to the governor as governor of Atlanta (instead of Georgia) and two, her decision to bare so much cleavage for the visit. 

The Kardashian-West-Jenner family head out to Church for Easter

The Kardashian-West-Jenner family head out to Church for Easter


 
Kim, Kanye, North, Kourtney, her kids: Mason and Penelope, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie, her boyfriend: Tyga and his son, Kris Jenner; her boy toy, Corey pictured together all heading out to the California Community Church in Agoura Hills today.