As the Barclay's Premier League 2015/16 season kicks-off, see the things that are most likely to occur.
The past 3months has been boredom filled for soccer
lovers around the world. The end is new, as the managers set to unveil
new strategies, player ready to ball hard, and fans just can't wait to
watch.
Below are things that will Definitely happen this season.
Manuel Pellegrini will somehow maintain that dignified smile, even when
he is asked the the 756th question about Pep Guardiola potentially
replacing him.
Raheem Sterling will be booed - everywhere.
Brendan Rodgers will celebrate a goal by standing dead still and
thrusting one hand in the air… as will Roberto Martinez (it's clearly a
Merseyside thing).
A manager of a top four club will be asked around February whether his
side can do the quadruple. He will coyly say "nothing is impossible".
They will not do the quadruple.
Heurelho Gomes will pull off twenty stunning saves to deny Spurs points
at Vicarage Road. He'll accidentally throw the ball into his own net in
every other game of the season.
At least one Chelsea fan will hold up an A4 sheet of paper saying that Petr Cech is a traitor.
We'll hear BBC stalwart Gary Lineker say the words "We'll be back right
after this break" on BT Sport - and it will sound really weird.
Commentary for every Liverpool game will contain a reference to Gerrard watching from America.
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